The last few posts have been pretty dense, so I decided to make this post a light one. In no particular order, the following is a list of things that have been irritating me recently:

• mayonnaise
• cars that take up two parking spots
• traffic
• pigeons
• Lil’ Wayne
• getting sand in my shoes
• mornings
• morning radio
• people who only drink bottled water
• rabbits screwing up my garden
• Mondays
• fundamentalists
• reality television (except when used for drinking games)
• pictures of people pretending to push over the Leaning Tower of Pisa
• people who wear socks with sandals
• allergies
• life jackets
• misspellings
• hangovers
• Charles Barkley
• country music
• not being able to do a handstand
• board games
• people who won’t take board games seriously when they’re playing against me
• not knowing why Hawaiian Barbecue is called L&L
• misuse of the word “correlate”
• crows
• telemarketers
• slow internet
• being patient
• losing at anything